1. add his msn and tell him to fix stuff.
2. ask for staff when he already said no.
3. suck up to him just to get staff.
4. make a username called shaun
5. ask him for staff 3 hours later.
6. start acting like shaun
7. use bad grammar
8. finally get staff and abuse it
9. tell him how he's forum should look like.
10. saying your names shaun
11. act tough
12. talking like shaun
13. being friends with shaun.
I hope my guide helped you.